wakey wakey hands off snakey
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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