every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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