Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
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I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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