She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I think my moral compass just broke
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