I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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