Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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