The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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