we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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