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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam

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  enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?

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• (858): View more from California

  Life is so much better after having sex.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.

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• (619): View more from California

  Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"

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• (607): View more from New York

  If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.

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