i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?