I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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