just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?