I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Send help, water and tortillas.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
