she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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