Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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