Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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