i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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