none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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