The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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