Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Be still, my beating vagina.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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