definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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