Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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