my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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