That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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