based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize