I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach