I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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