Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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