There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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