Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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