so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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