U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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