I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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