You smell like stripper and shame
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm having to shit out rocks
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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