I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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