Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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