the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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