did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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