Your dad touched me again.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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