You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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