They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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