I need help removing her.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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