We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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