I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
