you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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