So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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