I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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