i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
a search helicopter?!
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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