Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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