I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I look better un-naked...
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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