I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
are you so shy because you have an std?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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