I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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