no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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