Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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