I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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