Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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