Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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