I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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