Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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