Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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