So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize
